Curvy Women, Bald Men..!
“…Madras University V-C wants students to wear ‘decent dress’ The VC was upset by the attire of some students… he said would only ‘corrupt’ the opposite sex…”
Oh my! Oh my! Here we go again!
“Woman!”
“Yes?”
“We men are a bit baffled! We’re not sure you should be wrapped or unwrapped, clothed or naked, exposed or hidden, open to public gaze or only for your husband’s lust!”
“Let’s sort this out once and for all! We’re fed up of your arguments! You want us to look beautiful, but you want to hide our faces! You want curvy bodies but you don’t want those figures to be seen?”
“Confusing isn’t it? What do we do?”
“Do? Do nothing! Leave it to us!”
“Us?”
“Yes us! We! Me! Let us decide what we want with ourselves! Have we ever commented on you? On shameless potbellies, sticking out a mile, making even us pregnant woman look like sexy angels?”
“I didn’t know…”
“Or bald, shiny heads that look like domes with the marble removed, with a few strands still sticking out saying ‘we are bare, but once grew hair’! He, he, he!”
“Stop it!”
‘Why?”
“Because it hurts!”
“Oh it hurts, does it? Well it hurts us to go out with some round figure that once resembled a man and introduce you to our friends, ‘this is our husband!’
“Is it so bad?”
“We spend money on cosmetics, spend hours on diets, on the treadmill, but what do we get in exchange? A funny looking specimen of what once was a human being! Eeek!”
“Hey this isn’t getting very funny!”
“It isn’t supposed to. Now this man! Your VC!”
“Don’t!”
“Don’t what?”
“Don’t say anything!”
“Why? Is it a one- way street? His moustache!”
“I said don’t!”
“Okay I won’t, but tell him the likes of Muthalik, the agenda of the Taliban all started with small comments like his, and if he wants us to expose less of ourselves then we want him also…”
“Don’t!”
“No I have to say it, we want him also to direct men to design something for their faces and heads like the religious hijab so that we women won’t have to look at thinning hair, outlandish pencil moustaches or ugghhh a beard like yours..!”
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In truth, immediately i didn’t understand the essence. But after re-reading all at once became clear.
hey this is soooooo true, Bobby good one!
Nothing wrong if the VC asks the girls to come decently dressed when they come to college. It applies to boys as well ! They come
to college for studies , not to attend fashion parade!
LOLOLZZZZZZZZ
GOOD ONE BOBBY
:))))))
Thanks for sharing this pretty post.